Friday, January 23, 2015

King Abdullah’s Death Celebrated by Militants

Saudi Arabia’s King Abdulla’s death was celebrated by Islamic militants today.

But I wonder if they would have celebrated had they known that he used Just for Jihadists “Bin Laden Beard” Beard Dye to dye his beard black all these years?

Boy, they’d look stupid then, I’ll bet, huh?

(Apparently, he did, according to State Department sources.)

Just kidding! He used Qaddafi Coif Beard Dye, and that’s how a real tyrant dyes!