Saudi Arabia’s King Abdulla’s death was celebrated by
Islamic militants today.
But I wonder if they would have celebrated had they known
that he used Just for Jihadists “Bin Laden Beard” Beard Dye to dye his beard
black all these years?
Boy, they’d look stupid then, I’ll bet, huh?
(Apparently, he did, according to State Department sources.)
Just kidding! He used Qaddafi Coif Beard Dye, and that’s how a real tyrant dyes!
