The FDA has made recommendations for new sweetened cereals
that will taste just as good as the sugared cereals we all grew up with, but will
be much healthier! Here’s a proposed list:
Splenda Frosted Flakes
Super Saccharine Crisp
Evil Equal (An addition to the Count Chocula monster family)
Truvia Tasties
Sweet’n’Low Sweeties
NutraSweet Nuggets
Aspartame Amiables
Neotame Num-Nums
Rebiana Radicals
Sucralose Scrumptious Stuff
Hopefully these new yummy cereals will save our youth from “the
battle of the bulge” (and taste great enough to make them fat anyway)!
