The Flash Caught Flashing

The superhero the Flash was seen this week behaving in a super-villainous manner when he was caught on camera flashing women in a park. The superhero was reportedly responding to a super crime in progress when he stopped for a millisecond to expose himself to a group of young women relaxing in a public park. The act was caught by a super slow-motion camera recorded by a super fan of the Flash who said the act of exposure was far too fast to be caught by the, um, naked eye, and if such a super-heroic personage derives pleasure from an act nobody ever sees, then what's the harm? But others say this is likely the tip of the iceberg, and if he's been doing this out in the open all this time, what else has he been up to that's so fast we can't perceive it? I guess we'll all have to get super slow-motion cameras and become the perp paparazzi and see what we can capture on film.