Death Row Records co-founder Suge Knight was reportedly arrested for murder yesterday based on a hit-and-run accident police claim was intentional. Apparently Mr. Knight ran over two men with his pickup truck.
Now, I wasn’t there, so I don’t know what happened, but if Suge Knight walks on this charge, maybe he should do ads for pickup trucks, saying that only a (whatever brand of pickup truck) is tough enough for Suge Knight. And then we see him drive over a bunch of people, with no damage to the truck.
But, because this would be an advertisement, and as such must possess a modicum of acceptability, Suge’s truck would only drive over people like gossip rag journalists, paparazzi, candy-assed white rappers, etc.
We’ve all seen these ads before, with pickup trucks driving over large piles of stones, logs, etc.: it would be like that, only with the truck driving over people that would be cathartic for us all to see driven over in a fantasy video piece.
But, because this would be an advertisement, and as such must possess a modicum of acceptability, Suge’s truck would only drive over people like gossip rag journalists, paparazzi, candy-assed white rappers, etc.
We’ve all seen these ads before, with pickup trucks driving over large piles of stones, logs, etc.: it would be like that, only with the truck driving over people that would be cathartic for us all to see driven over in a fantasy video piece.
