Wednesday, February 11, 2015

15 Everyday Products You’ve Been Using Wrong

This was the headline to some sponsored “news” link I just saw on Yahoo.

I guess the dim brains behind this sponsored content thought we’d all enjoy being insulted and corrected so much, we’d want more, and so we’d click to be insulted and corrected further.

Thank God there are such helpful intelligent people out there to show us how we’re doing everything wrong all the time. Since we’re obviously all so stupid, we’re lucky they even bother to show us when we’re wrong anymore.

Aren’t you grateful? I know I am… (And you should be too! Otherwise, you’re doing it wrong!)

(BTW: Sorry no link, but I refuse to click on such an asinine ad link, even to show you.)

The writers of these arrogant ads have clearly never heard the phrase: “The customer is always right.” But maybe that’s outmoded, and insulting prospective clients is the new winning retail strategy! Tell them they’re stupid and sell, sell, sell! (It’s the new wisdom.)