The Toe Curlers
The Frenetics
Wonderbarfight
Miss Givings
Cutie’s Cooties
Frilly Finery
Fit as a Filly
Pandemic Pandemonium
Haunted by War
Impatient In-Patients
Surface Tension
Drought on Draught
Lout Bout
The Pouty Mouths
The Pouty Potty Mouths
Manic Satanic
Womania
Inebriated Invertebrates
Vehement Vegans
Gauche by Gosh
Filthy Films
Tex-Mex Hex Sex
Beast Feast
Fright Club
The Trickledowns
At Large
Unwarranted Conclusions
The Thorn Garden
The Umpteens
Supernatural Food
Portrait in Black
Gesture Jesters
Jester Gestures
Exciting Exiting
Trippy Hippies
Stuffy Snuffy
Horny Rhinos
Singe
Spatter
Druid Fluid
Sacrifice Twice
Fillet of Soul
Glower in the Dark
Gumshoe
Gat in the Hand (From The Big Sleep)
Whirl
Twirl
Ear Rings
The Ear Ringers
Bite
Bass Bastards
Tyburn Tree Ornaments (Tyburn Tree was a big gibbet in England.)
Antiquary
Antiquary Quarry
Electric Lounge Chairs
The Rum Rums
The Theremin Men
Strong Constitution
Snubnose (Snub Nose)
All Ears
We’re All Ears
Priceless Vices
Syllogism Prism
Sizzle
Sizzling
Nunchuck Nuns
Nunchuck Chuck
Din
Theremin Din
Flaunting Haunting
The Essence of Putrescence
The Goop
The Goop Troop
Keyboard Lords
That Will Be All
The Nerve
The Grave Stoners
Schlock of Ages
Cries in the Night
The Beat Babes
Trouble Clefs
Treble Without a Cause
Nazi Paparazzi
Flashbulb Seizure
Abba Abba Hey!
Bluetooth Fairy
Ballet Russe Riots
Backwash
Erratic Erotica
Erotic Neurotics
Bad Apple Sauce
Bad Apple Pie
Jane’s Intervention
Lettuce Sea
Lettuce Prey
The Madding Crowd
Psycho Babel
Hit the Heights
Alkie Haul
Alkie Hall
The Popes of Dope
The Popes of Gropes
Phantom Pain
Fandom Pain
The Jackin’ Apes
Four Lornes
Insidious Sid
Jugaloo Boogaloo
The Wrappers
Cootie Cootie Ew!
The Ham-Fisteds
Ham Hock Rock
The Unearthlies
Dirges in the Dark (After the Flower Leperds album)
Piercing Eardrums
The Pierced Eardrums
Go Medieval
On the Loose
Cheryl in Peril
Lone Wolf Pack
Suite 16
Radio Nova
Dali’s Dolly
Discomfort Women
Jalapeño Hell
The Maenad Hangovers
Satyr Slaughter
Bilbo Badass
Joking Jacket
Daddy’s War Bucks
The Gagadook
To Surgery, With Love
7-11 Style Attack
Seam Stress
Epic Poem Fail
Epic Fail Poem
Die-A-Gram
The Last of the Mojitos (A play on The Last of the Mohicans)
Gnarly Charlie
The Simmer Zimmer
Vanity Fare
Babs Stabs
Cat Caught Off-Guard
Jordache Headache
The Talented Mr. Rip-Off
Down to the Basement
Hiwatt High
Hiwatt Hijinks
Frankenstein’s Flowers
We’ll Always Have Paris (From Casablanca)
Santa without a Claus
Reindeer without a Claus
IntoxiKate
The Inebriateds
Rubenesque Americans
Mean Mr. Mayonnaise
ApocaLips
Viagra Vendetta
Ork Dorks
Hello Cello
The Cello Fellows
Audiophiles
Audio Phials
The AudioSmiles
Smoking Vials of Fluid
Smoking Vials of Liquid
The Cold Dead Hands
The Controversial Comments
Facetious Fascists
Blaring
Fizz
The Fizzies
Lunar Dunes
Lunar Dune Buggies
Jaws & Claws
Frank’s Sin At Ya’
Classic Monsters Collection
Terror Tale Troubadours
Movie Moguls
Music Moguls
Aristobrats
Zoot Suit Galoots
The Dickens
What the Dickens
After Words
Turbo Fishnets
Die, Zauberflöte, Die! (After the movie title: Die, Monster, Die!)
Die, Fledermaus, Die!
Die Hard with a Zauberflöte
Die Hard with a Fledermaus
A Place in the Sun (After the Elizabeth Taylor movie of the same name)
A Place in the Sin
A Place in the Scum
Keep It Unreal
Bebitched
Fuck It, Fake It!
Vericose Vein Vampires
Kitschy Manitou
Chow Bella
Zoot Suit Up
Honky Talk Women
Victims of Sexual Disuse
Talking Severed Heads
Californy Horny
Violent Violets
Shrieking Violents
Noisy Ninjas
Genericism
Swords of Sound
Booming Blades
Terror Sells
Falmouth Foulmouths
Lustache
Brain Buffet
Endorphin Ninjas
Flatterer Philanderer
Faces of Feces
Satanic Titanic
Ernie & and Enthusiastics
Bert & the Borings
Chop Chop!
Alarming Car Alarms
The Electrocuties (Electro Cuties)
Pet Seminary
An Earthly Halo
Henchmen from Hell
Pepto Bismolotov Cocktail
The Lawyer of the Jungle
Lawsuit of the Jungle
Murphy’s Law of the Jungle
Silence of the Slams
Foley Artists
Amber Grease and the Perfume of the Past
Saucy
Secret Police of Sound (Sound Secret Police)
Sonic Secret Police
Big-Time Bigamists
Dunderhead Thunderheads
Unraveling Unfolding
The Mine Shaft Gap (The Mine Shaft Gap Band)
The New Trinos
A Bit Lit
R. Mageddon
The Re-Nudes
Space Racers
Dungaree Heap
Sensurround Sound
Sensual Sensurround
Sinsurround
Sin Symphony
Sin Drome
Sin Drone
Assault & Pepper Spray
The Brink of Stardom
The Michael Caine Mutiny
Wowed by the World
Bells & Whistles
Truancy of Truth
Beef It Up
Ham It Up
Chicken Fried Stake Out
Chicken Fried Fate
Whining Swine
Bilious Bill and the Vile Bile
Stink of the Extinct
Lickety Slit
Carpet Munchausen
Naughty Bottom (A joke on the term: Badass)
The Absinthetics
Gooey Gurus
Spray-Tan Satan
Beelzebubbly
Absolute Absolution
Under Where?
Supercreep
Supertrampoline
Fandom of the Opera
Psychoactivity
Poll Pot
Woodshed Warriors
Wreck Creation
Reek Havok
Drink Your Blood
The Teeth of Conquered Peoples
The Apoliticalypse
Bait & Bitch
Meet Meat
Luke Warm and the Tepids
Tepid Troubadours
Free Dumb
Zoinks!
Blam!
Séance Side Glance
The Corner of Your Eye (Out of the Corner of Your Eye)
Ouija Bored
The Mound of Music
The Sound of Musicals
Wait Up & Weight Down
Goo Goo Action Figures
The Mirror Balls
Palace Ball
Sonic Shotgun
Soundscape
Sonic Horizons
Sonic Arson
Turntables Terrors
iTunes Terror
Cuckoo Cocks
Dark Vein
Gaudy Bards
Tepid Trepidation
The Sound of Muzak
The Violence of the Lambs
The Dork Knight
Creme de la Kremlin
Squid Pro Quo
Herpes Soars
Cold Soars
Double Stubble
Rampant Rage
Cat a Tonic
Turntables Terrors
iTunes Terror
Cuckoo Cocks
Dark Vein
Gaudy Bards
Tepid Trepidation
The Sound of Muzak
The Violence of the Lambs
The Dork Knight
Creme de la Kremlin
Squid Pro Quo
Herpes Soars
Cold Soars
Double Stubble
Rampant Rage
Cat a Tonic
(Like before, these are prospective band names. My apologies if there are already bands with these names, as I don’t have time to look them all up. Anyone may use any of these names if they want to, so long as nobody else is already using them; but if you get a name off this list, please credit me with thinking of it.)
