Yes, lock your doors, for the Vaccine Villain is on the loose, vaccinating children against deadly diseases! Parents should be able to choose not to have their children vaccinated, right? And so who will save the day against the vicious, vengeful villain of vaccinations?
Why, it's none other than Malpractice Man! Using bogus facts, and lying with statistics, Malpractice Man will stop the senseless slaughter of infectious diseases affecting children!
Yes, saving children from disease immunity: it's all in a day's work for Malpractice Man!