I'm no spring chicken, so I watch Downton Abbey. And when you watch Downton Abbey, the one thing that you cannot escape is the Viking River Cruises ads that precede the show (unless you leave the room while they're playing). And the one tonight said that the best way to get to know a country is through its food. And with my natural contrarianism I immediately thought: "And the best way to get a country you don't like out of your system is to poop out all their food; and that's why there's (whatever brand of) laxatives!"
Can you see this ad playing right after the Viking River Cruises ad?
Hey, maybe Viking could have their own brand of laxatives, like Colon Pillage, or Intestinal Invader? Then they could make twice as much money as they do now!
