The news has been talking a lot about a measles outbreak they claim 92% of is traceable to the Disneyland theme park in California. Well, now that everyone already knows about it, why not spin it as a positive in their advertising materials?
They could say every kid is just itching to come to Disneyland, with a rash of happy faces streaming in and out of the park daily. The enjoyment is infectious, and pretty soon you’ll catch the fever of fun for yourself!
Hey, how about a character called Mickey Measles or Minnie Mumps, or maybe Donald Dysentery?
Actually, maybe they could change the name to: Dysenteryland.
Actually, maybe they could change the name to: Dysenteryland.
(Just kidding! Please don’t send Goofy to rough me up!)
