Man, lots of car company slogans are similar nowadays, aren’t they? There’s: “Moving Forward”, “Let’s Go Places”, “Go Further”, “The Best Never Rest”, “We Are Driving Excitement”, etc.
Well, how about some new car company slogans in the same vein, but a bit more extreme? Like:
Let’s Drag Race!
Pedal to the Metal!
I’ll Suck Your Doors Off!
Up Yours: I’m Not Too Drunk to Drive!
I’ll Do Donuts on Your Lawn! (<From “Bitchin Camaro”, by The Dead Milkmen)
Burn Rubber on Me! (<From “Burn Rubber on Me”, by The Gap Band)
You Drive Like My Grandmother!
Get Off the Road!
Don’t Be a Pussy!
I’ll Follow You Home and Cut You for Cutting Me Off, Motherf*cker!
Let’s Pick Up Hitchhikers and Kill Them!
Road Rage Enablers
James Bond Is a Pansy Compared to Us!
We’ll Go Total Dukes of Hazzard on Your Ass!
Death Race 2015
James Bond Is a Pansy Compared to Us!
We’ll Go Total Dukes of Hazzard on Your Ass!
Death Race 2015
No? Too extreme for car company slogans? Oh, well; it was just a thought.
How about for motorcycle company slogans? No? Still too extreme? Oh, well…
