Bacardi “The Last of the Mojitos” Ad (Proposed)

In this proposed ad for Bacardi Rum, a bartender serving drinks to a hoity-toity crowd runs out of the ingredients for Mojitos, and so he tells the crowd the next drink will be the last of the Mojitos. Well, this panics the crowd, so they riot, and then nobody gets any drinks. (<Everyone’s drinks get spilled during the fracas, and then there’s no more to be had.)

Then the announcer says that to avoid having to face such wild frontiers, make sure to get enough Bacardi Rum! (Then they could add that this must have been what caused the revolution in Cuba. {<The Bacardi family had to escape Cuba after the revolution.})