Recently I was in a hospital waiting room, and there were signs clearly posted indicating there was no cell phone nor tablet use allowed. Well, everyone but me was using them, which made it clear to me that there should be a superhero to protect me from this imaginary threat: No Cell Phones Man!
Now, naturally, No Cell Phones Man would have to be able to fly to combat the disallowed use of cell phones on airplanes by naughty individuals who refuse to listen to flight attendants. And he’d have to be immune from all diseases so he could patrol hospitals everywhere to be sure nobody gets to use their cell phones there either. And once there, he’d use his natural interference powers to ruin everyone’s connection, and then crush the offending cell phones (and tablets) in his mighty hands! (<And their SIMM cards too!) And, of course, he’d beat them up and arrest them.
Yes, it’s a tough job, but some superhero has to do it: No Cell Phones Man! He’ll keep people from enjoying waiting to take off or see the doctor!
(Someone has to save us from being the only ones who follow unnecessary rules!)
Hey, this guy might be the perfect ad mascot to help people upgrade to a new model of cell phone! (Someone smashed my phone, so I have to get a new one. {<This is similar to a recent ad campaign from some cell phone network, but they didn’t use a superhero to smash the cell phones, so the company could have rejected the claim. If they reject the claim when No Cell Phones Man breaks your phone, he’ll break them next, you’ll see!})
Hey, this guy might be the perfect ad mascot to help people upgrade to a new model of cell phone! (Someone smashed my phone, so I have to get a new one. {<This is similar to a recent ad campaign from some cell phone network, but they didn’t use a superhero to smash the cell phones, so the company could have rejected the claim. If they reject the claim when No Cell Phones Man breaks your phone, he’ll break them next, you’ll see!})
