Lots of questions have been swirling lately about Bruce Jenner's looks. Reportedly he is transitioning into Bruce Gender, the superhero of gender identity issues. And he'll fight for your right to be whatever gender you desire! And when he shows up, awe-inspired citizens will shout: "Take a gander at Bruce Gender, the gender identity superhero for our time!"
(That's Bruce Gender's version of: "It's bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!")
(BTW: I'm only making fun of the media circus surrounding this issue. It doesn't make any difference to me what gender Bruce Jenner is or wants to be.)
