I saw a picture online of Nicki Minaj and her pink
Lamborghini, and I thought: “Hey, that’s Pepto Bismol pink!” And then I thought: “Hey, how about a new ad
campaign where Nicki Minaj is the new spokesperson for Pepto Bismol, and she ‘speeds’
relief to people with stomach distress (by driving Pepto Bismol to them) in her
pink Lamborghini: the ‘Pepto Bismobile’.” (!)
Well, all I can say is that nobody who saw that ad would
ever forget it. But it would mean Nicki Minaj would have to admit her car is
Pepto Bismol pink: would she be willing to do it for a huge advertsing deal?
I wasn’t joking about her car. See?: