Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Woodsy Owl’s New Slogan?

It used to be the anti-littering/pollution PSAs featuring Woodsy Owl said: “Give a hoot, don’t pollute.” But based upon our current level of pollution, I’m thinking maybe it didn’t send a strong enough message. So how about this for an update:

“Hoo’s going to miss you when Woodsy kills you for polluting?”

(Then, naturally, there will be a new, more threatening design for Woodsy Owl, making him look more like the eagle on the Slayer logo, with bloody claws.)

No? Too threatening? Well, we must make the message sink in somehow…

(How about a lame character called Pollutes the Owl, and as he’s such a jerk, maybe kids won’t want to be like him. Although admittedly that approach could backfire and make him seem cool to kids.)

BTW: This is the Slayer logo: