Recently it was reported that Paris Hilton's brother Conrad Hilton was charged for going nuts on an airplane and screaming stuff like: "I will f*cking own you peasants!"
Now, to me, that quote sounds like a great title for a Conrad Hilton-starring reality TV/game show: "I Will F*cking Own You Peasants!" Here's how it would work:
Conrad Hilton would offer contestants (dressed in peasant clothes) amounts of money so that he could "own" them for a day. Each time the contestant turned down his offer, he would up it until he decided they weren't worth any more money, at which point the contestant would lose. And so the object of the game would be to try to surmise how much each contestant could up the ante but not go too far and lose. And contestants who got "owned" by Conrad Hilton would have to do stuff like get him beer, take the blame for his spoiled behavior, yell insults at poor people on his behalf, etc. And each contestant would win as prize money the amount Conrad Hilton offered to "own" them.
Now, when you remember that Paris Hilton got super famous doing her reality show with Nicole Ritchie, it's hard to think this was not all a stunt to pitch the new hit reality show starring Conrad Hilton: "I Will F*cking Own You Peasants!"
Here's the story:
http://www.salon.com/2015/02/04/conrad_hilton_wont_be_sullied_by_peasants/
