A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Saturday, February 28, 2015
Storage Facility Star Trek Ad (Proposed)
We see the Starship Enterprise (from the TV show Star Trek) floating in space, and we hear the voiceover, from the opening titles of the TV show Star Trek: "Space, the final frontier…" Then a giant hand grabs the Starship Enterprise and seemingly pulls it across the galaxy, and we zoom out to see a woman holding the Starship Enterprise (which was on a shelf, mounted on a {previously unseen, due to the framing of the opening shot} stand in front of a star field backing, which gave the illusion that it was actually in outer space) in a cluttered room filled with Sci-Fi memorabilia, and she says to her husband: "I'm getting rid of this; we're running out of space." Then her husband pleads with her not to throw out his Starship Enterprise, and the announcer chimes in, saying: "Space problem? Get the extra space you need to store your cherished possessions at (whatever storage facility)!"