In a scene that’s like a current action movie, we see our action hero walking down the street in a city, and Cupid starts shooting arrows at our hero’s heart (while riveting action movie music plays), and so, using his martial arts skills and inhuman flexibility, our hero deflects, catches, or avoids arrow after arrow while charging Cupid. But, pretty soon, it’s too much, and Cupid hits him dead center in the heart with one of his arrows, and we see cartoon hearts growing and bulging out of our hero’s eyes (and he starts floating peacefully).
Then we cut to the action hero guy arriving at home (with the {cartoon} arrow still sticking out of his chest), and he hands his wife a Valentine’s Day gift he’d been hiding behind his back, to which she swoons, kisses him, and says: “Aw! And I thought you would forget again!” Then the announcer says: “Valentine’s Day: Don’t fight it! Get the Valentine’s Day bouquet from (whatever florist)!” (<Or whatever Valentine’s Day chocolate or jewelry.)
(Actually, it would be even more fun if the action hero’s wife instinctively knocked the gift out of his hand as he whipped it around to give to her, and then she threw him with a judo flip, after which he would catch the gift in the air and then hand it to her, whereupon she would say her lines. {See? She’s an action movie hero just like he is, and her instinct is always to fight first and ask questions later. No wonder they love each other.})
(Actually, it would be even more fun if the action hero’s wife instinctively knocked the gift out of his hand as he whipped it around to give to her, and then she threw him with a judo flip, after which he would catch the gift in the air and then hand it to her, whereupon she would say her lines. {See? She’s an action movie hero just like he is, and her instinct is always to fight first and ask questions later. No wonder they love each other.})
