I saw a recent picture of Mark Hamill this week, and seeing him with such a huge beard made me think of those hair trimmer ads I see on cable news channels, which made me think of a mini light saber hair trimmer. And now that Luke Skywalker is over the hill but surely still famous throughout the galaxy he's from, he could use his former celebrity to sell these little light saber hair trimmers just like George Foreman sells the George Foreman Grill. And in that way, Luke Skywalker could always remain relevant, ridding us of pesky things like the evil Empire, and then later, the scourge of unwanted nose, ear and body hair.
That's the Luke Skywalker Mini Light Saber Hair Trimmer: The Force is strong with this one!
