In this ad for Carnival Cruise Lines, we hear an old speech
from JFK where he talks about the sea, and how we all come from the sea. (Yeah,
what about ancient aliens? I smell a cover-up!)
Then, next we hear a speech by JFK about how he loves
excrement, and how as fertilizer it helps grow our food, and as such, feces is
really the mother of all sustenance and life in general. And then Carnival reminds us of their
crap-filled cruise recently, and then we’ll all want to get soaked through with
sewage on the sea.
Oh, oops, we don’t hear that. But maybe it’s the next ad in
the campaign?
Here’s the seafaring spot:
