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Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Crypt Crisp Cereal
Just in time for Halloween, it’s Crypt Crisp Cereal: crispy coffin-shaped cereal with marshmallow skulls, bones and headstones in a cardboard casket box! Start your mourning out fresh with Crypt Crisp Cereal! Bury it in milk and dig it up with a spoon for that freshly exhumed flavor every time! Put your hunger six feet under with Crypt Crisp Cereal! (Now fortified with formaldehyde!)
And of course there is a decaying corpse mascot. After the other horror-themed cereals, who can legitimately complain about this?