Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Crypt Crisp Cereal

Just in time for Halloween, it’s Crypt Crisp Cereal: crispy coffin-shaped cereal with marshmallow skulls, bones and headstones in a cardboard casket box! Start your mourning out fresh with Crypt Crisp Cereal! Bury it in milk and dig it up with a spoon for that freshly exhumed flavor every time! Put your hunger six feet under with Crypt Crisp Cereal! (Now fortified with formaldehyde!)

And of course there is a decaying corpse mascot. After the other horror-themed cereals, who can legitimately complain about this?

(The name could also be: Crispy Crypt Cereal.)