Saturday, September 17, 2016

The Writer of Wrongs (The Super Villain)

Look out, it’s the Writer of Wrongs, super villain of writing! Whatever foul plot or evil deed he writes becomes reality! And he has such a devious and boundless imagination, we’re all in constant danger! Who can save us from this evil essayist’s pernicious penmanship?

It’s the Needed Eraser: Born at a nuclear test site, a genetic mutation caused his body to be made of eraser material, and ever since then, he decided to use his odd abilities for good, rubbing out literary threats wherever he finds them! And it’s only a matter of time before he rubs out the Writer of Wrongs’ evil plans for good!

(Wow, what a great ad the Writer of Wrongs would have made for Liquid Paper back in the days before computers: he’d write wrongs, and Liquid Paper would cover them up and stop his evil machinations!)