Thursday, September 1, 2016

Nupercainal Scorpions Ad (Joke/Proposed)

Two people, a woman in her 40s and a man in his 50s, talk at their office at work. The woman asks the man if he’s enjoying their new project, and he says he wishes he was, but his hemorrhoids are driving him crazy and he needs relief from the burning, stinging and itching. Just then, we hear the guitar part to the song: “Rock You Like a Hurricane” by the Scorpions, and in walks a man dressed up in a man-sized costume of a tube of the hemorrhoid medication Nupercainal and playing a white Flying V guitar, playing the song, and singing an altered version of the chorus: “Here I am! Numb you like a dibucaine! Here I am! Numb you with some dibucaine!” And the man says: “Oh, thank Goodness you’ve come! I feel better already just knowing you’re here!”

Here’s “Rock You Like a Hurricane” by the Scorpions (The chorus part starts at about 1:06, and this ad would use the guitar intro and then straight into the chorus):

(BTW: This would also work equally well as an ad for Recticare by simply changing the costume into a tube of Recticare, and changing the word: “dibucaine” to: “lidocaine”.)