(Super Villain for a proposed Lee Press-On Nails Ad.)
Quick: protect your fingers! The Nail Nemesis is on the
loose!
The Nail Nemesis is a super villain whose superpower is to
make people’s fingernails break, embarrassing them, and leaving everyone with
nails that snag on their clothes and stuff. What a dastardly, vicious villain
is The Nail Nemesis!
Showing no mercy, the Nail Nemesis strikes when we least
expect it, and especially after someone has gone to the trouble of making their
fingernails look nice.
Who can save us from such a fiend as this? Why, it’s Lee
Press-On Nails!
Lee Press-On Nails are so strong, the Nail Nemesis cannot
break them. And they’re so easy to use, anyone can do it!
Nail Nemesis, we’re in your power no longer, and we won’t be
victims anymore, for Lee Press-On Nails will save us!
