Phillips’ Colon Health G.I. Joe Ad (Joke/Proposed)

In this joke/proposed ad for Phillips’ Colon Health aimed at men, G.I. Joe is the spokesman, saying: “I used to be Government Issue Joe, but now that I’m older and retired from the U.S. Army, I’m Gastro-Intestinal Joe, here to help you get the healthy G.I. tract you need to be a healthy, regular Joe, with Phillips’ Colon Health. (Etc.)”