Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Halloween Costume for Politicians

The Bullsh!t Costume:

The body of the costume is an upside-down bull with the head hanging off of the rear end and with the arms and legs of the politician representing the four legs of the bull, with hooves on the hands and feet. Then there is a neck hole where the bull’s anus is, and the politician’s head goes through the hole like a t-shirt so that the costume looks like the politician’s head is being crapped out of a bull. They are the bullsh!t. And a bull tail is on the back of the collar and hangs down the back of the costume.