A roll of coarse toilet paper calls a dispenser of bathroom
cleansing cloth wipes a: “Kiss-ass” for being so moist and soft, rather than
rough like the toilet paper is, and the wipes dispenser says: “Yes, I am an ass-kisser: I kiss people’s butts
with tender loving care, while you kick their butts with coarse scratchiness.”
The toilet paper roll makes an annoyed sound, like: “Mmpph!” and rolls away.
