Watching football Sunday afternoon, I was reminded that there’s a show called Criminal Minds on CBS. It’s another one of those CSI clones that litter the CBS weeknight schedule. It’s already hard to tell them apart, and I see they’re even adding another new one, called: Person of Interest. Now we’re going to be even more inundated with police procedurals! Aaaaa! How can we mix it up a little bit to keep things interesting?
That’s when it hit me: in seeing the Criminal Minds promo ad, I was reminded that the guy Greg from Dharma & Greg is in Criminal Minds! So why don’t they just have it so he’s still married to Dharma in the show Criminal Minds, and whenever things start to get too stale or repetitive, they could have Dharma come in and screw up the investigation with her silly antics! Wouldn’t that be fun?
She could do stuff like give away all the confiscated clothing from evidence to the homeless, unintentionally destroy biological evidence by making food in all the lab equipment, accidentally bring in guilty Mansonesque hippie killers to destroy the evidence against themselves, etc. Think of all the hijinks that could ensue! Oh, the hilarity!
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