Hey, that kid from the earlier Verizon ad is still selling lemonade! Quick: call the cops! Then they can shut her down and slap her with a fine for selling lemonade just like they do to every other kid who tries to sell lemonade these days! And it’s a good thing, too: kids might learn how to exploit the masses with their evil capitalism otherwise! Best to shut them down early. There must be some new regulation that requires all these jobs to be outsourced to another country, like with the fretboards on Gibson guitars. Let’s get the Justice Department on it!
By the way, that reminds me: since the Justice Department has decided some of the Gibson guitars are illegal, why not give them to Paul Stanley to smash at the end of KISS shows to get rid of them? (He always smashes crappy guitars, so it would be a nice treat to have him smash nice ones for a change!) At least it would be a fun way to get rid of contraband, right? In fact, when they confiscate and need to get rid of a bunch of drugs, why not give them to old has-been glam bands? Let’s kill two birds with one stone: that’s what I say!
Anyway, here’s the old ad (There’s a new one, though! Look for it! Susie is sure to become the new Aflac Duck or Capital One Barbarians!):
