Yeah, sure! They just want to help the sharks eat us all! I know what’s going on with these guys! They’re thinking that if we all get eaten by sharks, there will be less global warming, or a shorter line at the drive thru, or nobody to yell at them for taking that last slice of pizza! You know it’s true! (Try to deny it, hippies!)
Or, wait; maybe I must apologize to hippies here… (I refuse, after they ruined my shower head! Jerks! Just because you never take a shower doesn’t mean everyone else should have to be dirty and smelly too!) But this story is from a surfing-type of group: Grind TV’s surf blog. So obviously what’s going on here is that they’re trying to scare everyone away from the beach so they can get eaten by the sharks themselves! I mean, so they can surf on relatively empty beaches for a change. Don’t they realize that crashing into families in the surf is half the fun, like denting expensive cars when you practice skateboarding? Man, they’re missing out on the simple joys of life!
Well, if this turns out to be fake, I say we should all go out to that beach with that fake shark fin thingy from Jaws and tease them; and when they run out of the ocean, we can video them and post it on YouTube and call them all pussies! Yay: fun! Oh, and maybe we could make fake shark mouths and swim up and bite them to get revenge. They’ll never be expecting it from a human!
