Now that Herman Cain has won the Florida Straw Poll and is beginning to pick up some steam, he needs a big flashy ad campaign to promote his new momentum. There’s the obvious stuff like “Raising Cain”, and “Cain is Able”, but how about something new? I say he should have a cover made of the Scorpions’ song: “Rock You Like A Hurricane”, but with it changed to: “Rock You Like A Herman Cain”. They could have him sing it in all that skin-tight spandex stuff like the Scorpions used to wear: it would be great! They could even give him a big hair-metal wig! The main lyrics could be something like:
Here I am: I’ll rock you like I’m Herman Cain!
If he does that, he’ll be the next president for sure! It’s a can’t-miss smash-hit song for the recession generation!
