Wednesday, October 9, 2013

ABC News OxyElite Pro Warning

ABC News reports that a popular weight loss drug can lead to liver damage, hepatitis and death. And, of course, liver damage and hepatitis lead to death too. But I don’t really see a problem with their claims, because nothing makes a body lose weight faster than death and decomposition. If you really want to lose weight fast, that’s the ticket! You just have to read the fine print on these supplements, you know. Surely they will tell you about the death part.

After all, you must suffer for your beauty, you know. And really, when you think about it, isn’t death preferable to the embarrassing anal leakage of earlier weight loss supplements?

Here’s the story: