Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Pottery Barn Pulls Sushi Chef Halloween Costume

Reportedly Pottery Barn is canceling the sale of their planned sushi chef Halloween costume. Apparently it's insensitive or demeaning or something; but I would hasten to point out that this is a Halloween costume, and a sushi chef is about the scariest thing in the world if you're a fish. I mean, to fish, a sushi chef is like Leatherface from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is to humans. So from that perspective, it's a very appropriate Halloween costume. And really, in order for it to be just as appropriately horrifying for humans, all we need is a slasher horror movie where the killer is a sushi chef. (But it's already a completely horrifying costume for vegans, I'll bet.)

Here's the story:

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2013/10/29/Pottery-Barn-apologizes-for-sale-of-sushi-chef-Halloween-costumes/UPI-30951383074288/?spt=rln&or=1