With the obesity epidemic, many young Americans are too overweight to become Navy Seals. That's why the Navy is creating a new elite fighting force for fat soldiers: The Navy Manatees. Navy Manatees will dress up like Manatees, baby whales, polar bears, etc., and catch the enemy by surprise. Our forces will roll over the enemy and crush them with an overwhelming show of force! It's the biggest thing to happen to armed combat since missile defense shields! It's the Navy Manatees: Join today! (The Navy "Manatee" name is an acronym which stands for: Military Armed Naval Aquatic Troop Expeditionary Ensemble.)
And best of all, this new group has a name that sends a cunning reverse-psychology signal to our enemies, making them think the group is docile and easy to defeat: They sound cute and cuddly and defenseless, but they're the fiercest fighters imaginable! (<Like the Seals.)
