The government shutdown has closed all national parks and monuments. But with the government shut down, who’s going to be able to keep people out? Nobody! And that’s why there will be party-‘till-you-drop Project X-inspired bashes and raves across America this week at each and every national park and monument throughout the land! Yes, from sea to shining sea, everyone will be doing ‘e’ to snorting ‘k’! When the government cats are away, the party mice will play! (Plus, if you get sick or hurt, I hear there’s free healthcare afterwards.) Just check out the secret Shut Down Project X website for parties near you!
Shut Down Project X Parties: Nobody gonna shut us down! Dance and party ‘till your body shuts down! (When ‘The Man’'s away, the kids will play!)
(Just kidding. But it’s a good opportunity to try such a thing right now, don’t you think?)
