Papa Paparazzi is the upcoming television drama about a master paparazzo who all
the Hollywood stars hate because he’s so good at sneaking around and getting
embarrassing shots of them and their families. And, naturally, when he has
kids, he teaches all six of them the tricks of the trade to becoming successful
paparazzi, and pretty soon they’re all chasing celebrities all over town,
cutting them off in traffic, and sneaking around in their yards to snap pictures
through their bathroom windows, etc. Well, this catches the attention of the Hollywood
showbiz media, and he soon becomes a celebrity himself for being a successful paparazzo
who taught a new generation of paparazzi, and so he gets his own reality show,
where he and his kids go about being paparazzi, sneaking around and getting
embarrassing pictures of celebrities and their families. Oh, but now that he
and his family are celebrities too, due to the reality TV show, all the other
paparazzi swarm around them all the time trying to get the same type of
exploitative photographs of them, and every time the family goes chasing after
a celebrity and their family, all the other paparazzi go chasing after them, so
the roads are twice as congested with hazardous driving all over the place! And
so the family finally gets to be on the other side of the camera, and also has
their work destroyed by other photographers running around them taking pictures
while they’re trying to work: Oh, the irony! That’s Papa Paparazzi: coming soon to a TV set near you!
