Sunday, October 6, 2013

Jeepers Creepers: Joke NSA Spying Protest Song?

We all know the old song "Jeepers Creepers", right? Well, with a slight change in the lyrics, it might make for a fun song to protest the NSA spying scandal. And in a silly music video, someone would be in their apartment, singing into a surveillance camera, while government surveillance people would be hiding behind shrubs and peering into their windows, eyes would be staring through the mail slot on the front door, we'd cut to seeing NSA agents watching the video feed from the surveillance camera, the video feed from the person's hacked webcam, periscopes would lower down from the chimney and into the fireplace to spy, we'd see microphones for bugging the apartment behind pictures, etc. And the person, wearing a tin-foil hat, would look around at all the spying eyes and surveillance equipment and sing (acting out what's in parentheses next to lyrics):

Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers? (<"Peepers" = spying peeping toms.)
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those guys? (<Pointing to all the people spying.)
Gosh all get up, how'd you get it set up? (<Looking at cameras and microphone bugs.)
Your spy network, how'd it get that size? (<Shrugging in bewilderment.)
Golly gee, when you turn those cameras on, (<Looking around, paranoid.)
Woe is me, got to put my tin foil on, (<Panicking, puts on tin-foil hat.)
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers? (<Looking around at spies & cameras.)
I'm falling deeper, in this web of spies! (<Falling into despair.)