Do you feel intimidated
by threats and insults from your significant other that seem to be written by
others unknown to you? Do these threats and insults generally end with canned
laughter, or the laughter of a live audience? Do you often feel like your
spouse acts like Ralph Kramden, Fred Flintstone or Archie Bunker? Does your
spouse threaten to send you to the moon, or routinely say: “One of these days:
Pow, right in the kisser!”? Does your spouse demean your children and in-laws
in front of others, calling them “meathead” or worse? Then you may have Sitcom
Spouse Syndrome, and it’s not your fault. Call us at the law offices of Sue Olivem
Partners at 555-SSS$ to see if you are entitled to a cash settlement. You do
not deserve to be laughed at by countless unseen strangers due to the
thoughtless, remotely controlled behavior of your significant other, so don’t wait: call
today!
