Rehab Addict

I just recently noticed that there is a show on TV called Rehab Addict. Now, with a show title like that, I thought it was going to be a reality show about people who are so addicted to going to rehab, they force themselves to drink too much, take drugs, compulsively gamble, etc., so that they get to keep going back and back to rehab again and again and never stop going to rehab for some addiction all the time. And maybe they’re even developing a heroin addiction while at an alcoholic clinic, or constantly playing online poker while drying out from a pill-popping habit, such that they’re always working on developing that next addiction that will require rehab while they’re busy rehabbing from something else. But no, it’s actually just a show about home renovation stuff. And that’s just deceptive marketing right there, that is.