Apparently there is now
an intelligent scalpel called the iKnife that can detect cancerous cells. And
that being the case, I suggest they give this knife to slasher movie killers,
and they can go around giving people cancer screenings instead of killing them. All people would have to do is pretend to be naughty teens, and they could lure the slasher killers into giving them a biopsy to test for cancer. Think of the money people could save on their co-pays!
Here’s the story:
