Pharaoh Flesh Mummy Meat

Hey, how about some Halloween-themed beef jerky? It’s already about the same color and texture as mummy meat, so it would be perfect! Just package it wrapped up in gauze bandages and with little gold plastic jewelry on it or something. And maybe they could have some ancient scroll with the ingredients and nutritional information on it, along with an ancient spell that will bring it back to life and chase you around the house. And it could be called Mummy Meat, or perhaps Pharaoh Flesh (or Pharaoh Phlesh), with the slogan: “Just like mummy used to make!”