It’s Second Skin™, the
instant tattoo covering system that fits like a second skin! Can’t afford the
high cost of laser tattoo removal to get rid of unwanted youthful indiscretions
and bad judgment? Well, that’s no problem when you get Second Skin™: the
wearable tattoo covering skin! Here’s how it works:
In today’s advanced
world of cellular biology and genetic replication, the cloning professionals at
Second Skin™ can actually grow for you a bona fide new layer of skin for you to
wear like a second skin! After all, skin is just another organ like any other,
and now with the miracle of epi-repli™, the skin replicator, with one simple
genetic specimen, we can grow you a new skin separately from your body! And
since it’s your actual skin, you can wear it, and it will fit you like a glove:
a body glove, that is, that you wear as a second skin, to cover up all those
unsightly tattoos, scars, and whatever else you don’t want others to see!
Plus, now with the
miracle of laser cutting technology, you can have your Second Skin cut for
whatever parts of the body you want, or the whole body worn as different parts
like pants and shirts and gloves! That’s Second Skin™: Hide the mistakes of the
past with the perfection of brand new wearable skin, and avoid the judgment and
prejudices of others!
Wear it to job
interviews.
Wear it to work.
Wear it on first dates.
And if you get drunk and
tattoo your Second Skin too, you can always get a second Second Skin!
Come in for a DNA sample
donation and have yours generated by genetic 3D printer today!
