Oh, my God! Is this a covert North Korean plot to destroy America? Has the People's Democratic Republic of Korea sent an agent to infiltrate Hyundai, so that they would develop and market a car in America that is
so comfortable, it will addict all women to spend all their time in the car, destroying the American family unit? That
must be their evil plot, to keep mothers away from their children so all American children will starve to death out in the streets, or else kill themselves in accidents doing risky activities that their dads will approve, but that moms would know was too dangerous for children to engage in! And with a car
this comfortable, all women will avoid men
completely, and America will have
no more children for
a whole generation (assuming the car is well-built and reliable, and lasts for years); and so hobbled, we will fall to the Communist threat from overseas! You know it's true:
Wake up America!
Or maybe it's just a nice car; I don't know... (You decide: here's the ad which could indicate a mortal threat to our nation's future!):
Just to be on the safe side, I say we must develop a counter-espionage strategy of addiction-treatment programs specifically designed to counteract this dangerous dependency-developing automobile before it can corrupt our nation's unsuspecting women! Who's with me?
