We've been hearing about so-called "purity rings" for the past few years: they're the silver rings that conservative Christian teens wear to symbolize their promise to wait for sex until marriage. It seems this trend is losing steam, and in order to get it back, they really need a good advertising campaign. So I have a suggested slogan that might help these purity rings fly off the shelves (as opposed to flying off teens' fingers), and here it is: "Purity Rings: The f*ck stops here!" Surely this slogan will end the scourge of teen sex once and for all!
This is what a purity ring is, for those who are unfamiliar with this phenomenon:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purity_ring
