Hey, did you think the obesity epidemic was a problem
before? Well, that’s nothing to what we’re going to see in the next century!
Look: feast your eyes; glut your soul on our accursed next phase of obesity
causes*: The Honda office scooter thingy:
You think we’re fat now?
Just wait until we never even have to walk across the room again! This is
obviously Japan’s revenge for beating them in WWII! They’re clearly trying to
kill us all with our own greatest weakness: laziness! Those fiends! Soon
they’ll make ones that go pick up take-out food for us too, or that dispense
Twinkies and cupcakes! You know that’s what’s next! And because it’s imported,
it will skirt all the anti-yummy-food regulations Americans must abide by
nowadays: very sneaky!
* That quote is from The Phantom of the Opera, except that he said "my accursed ugliness".
