Under Armory: Under Armour's Concealed-Carry Clothing Line

Last night on The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert was talking about clothing companies that are working on lines of concealed-weapons-carrying clothing, and he mentioned that Under Armour is doing this. And this immediately made me think that if Under Armour is going to sell a line of these clothes, they should call them the "Under Armory" line (demonstrating that you can have an armory underneath your clothes!). Then their logo could be the same, except for in that little empty space between the intersecting arcs (where the "A" and the "U" meet), they could have a gun, demonstrating in their logo how you can conceal firearms inside their stuff.

(And then they could have ads that say their concealed weapons clothes are so ridiculously comfortable, you'll forget you're even packing! Then they could show some guy getting arrested at the airport TSA for trying to smuggle guns into the airport, and he could say: "No! I wasn't trying to smuggle guns in! It's just that these Under Armory clothes are so comfortable, I forgot I even had an army's-worth of guns on me! I swear!" And then he'd get sent to Gitmo. Or would that be a better ad for demonstrating why you wouldn't want to wear these clothes?)

Here's the Under Armour website (their logo is in that red box in the center of the top of the page):

http://www.underarmour.com/shop/us/en/