Sunday, November 27, 2011

Actresses Caught in Unflattering Dress

The above line was the headline advertising a story on Yahoo! News today. I was surprised to find the actresses had been caught, as the unflattering dress is usually worn to give them a mobility advantage over others who might be chasing them. But it said they were caught, so I guess it didn’t help them escape after all. Oh, the shame of it: to wear an unflattering dress so you can run away, but you’re caught anyway! And to add insult to injury, now everybody gets to see them in that dress! (Oh, the humanity!)

Here’s the story Yahoo! News listed with the headline: “Actresses Caught in Unflattering Dress”: