Yes, horror movie fans, there is now a product being advertised on television that’s called the JawSaw! It’s a combination sharp-toothed mouth thingy with a little chainsaw tongue inside! And you know what that means: now we can combine Jaws and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre into a single movie! It’s what we’ve all been waiting for! It will be even better than Freddy Vs. Jason!
Here’s the website for the JawSaw (Can’t you just see the new movies now? It even has a tail!):
