Sunday, November 6, 2011

Newt Gingrich’s Hunting Lodge

Newt Gingrich debated Herman Cain last night, and it came out that Newt also has a hunting lodge. His is called “Biggerhead” (because he has a bigger head than everyone else). But don’t tell anyone, because other people with big heads might be offended, and then they’d ask for a size-off. And if Gingrich lost the size-off to, I don’t know, maybe Jay Leno, then nobody could make fun of his big head in the same way ever again. And that’s just bad for late night comedians! (Even Leno, but he’d get mileage out of having a bigger head than Newt Gingrich for awhile, I’ll bet!)