How could they gyp a man out of his 45 free drinks? They should pay up! But, just for embarrassing them, they should get the award to stipulate that all 45 drinks must be served at the same time, and that he has to drink them all at once no matter what, and that if anything bad happens as a result, he must sign the award contract agreeing he asked for it, and it’s his fault for suing them. Oh, and if he can’t finish them all, he has to pay for all the drinks.
Knowing how the legal system works, this will all probably be in the fine print, and he won’t find out about it until he’s started that first drink, and then it’ll too late to back out. Oh, and the plane will be stuck on the runway for 8 hours without bathrooms. Sure, they’ll have to pay a fine, but it will be worth it to them, I’ll bet.
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